Youthology:
A teacher was traveling by boat. On their way the sailor asked:
"You know, biology, ecology, zoology, geography, physiology?
The sailor all your questions not say.
Teacher: What the hell is known on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while, the ship began to sink. The sailor asked the teacher, you know Criminology and sharkology escape?
The teacher said no.
Sailor: "Well, sharkology and crocodiles eat their assology, and we headology dieology because of its mouthology.
Captain:
A Navy captain is warned by his first officer that there is a pirate ship coming towards you. He asks a sailor to his red shirt.
He asked the captain, "Why do you need a red shirt?"
The captain replied, "So when I bleed, you do not realize and do not be discouraged" They fight pirates with time..
The next day, the captain warns that 50 pirate ships are coming in your boat. He yells, "Bring me my brown pants!"
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