FUNNY!!! FUNNY!!! Funny!!!
A pastor was invited to a church program in kaduna state, wen he got there.. Though, he wanted 2 preach about boko haram but he quickly put it indirectly[cos d fear of boko haram is the begining of wisdom] so he went dis way. The title of my topic 2day is U WILL NEVER GO DSAME WAY U CAME. He continued preaching nd at dsame time also taking time to suspect
any poly bag he sees.
any poly bag he sees.
Some minutes later as d preaching was goin on wat we had was [DUAAAAAH] frm outside, in a bling of an eye, everybody vanished including d pastor dat ran trough d window.
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Some minutes later after d whole members has garthered, den d pastor was no were 2 b found, dey quickly call him on phone.
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Some minutes later after d whole members has garthered, den d pastor was no were 2 b found, dey quickly call him on phone.
Member : Helo pastor were r u?
Pastor : Am in ORE.
Member : [surpringly] ah ahhhhh pastooor. Pls come back its nt a bomb it a motor tyre dat bost outside.
Pastor : i knw dats y am in ORE if it was a bomb i would av been it ASABA.
Member : bt pastor u left through d window, nd any1 wu pass through d window is a theif..
Pastor : Wat was my topic 2day?
Member... U WILL NEVER GO DSAME WAY U CAME.
Pastos : So i came through d door nd i left through d window..
Pastor : Am in ORE.
Member : [surpringly] ah ahhhhh pastooor. Pls come back its nt a bomb it a motor tyre dat bost outside.
Pastor : i knw dats y am in ORE if it was a bomb i would av been it ASABA.
Member : bt pastor u left through d window, nd any1 wu pass through d window is a theif..
Pastor : Wat was my topic 2day?
Member... U WILL NEVER GO DSAME WAY U CAME.
Pastos : So i came through d door nd i left through d window..
A word 4 d pastor pls..??
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