1) Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
2) Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refuses to come back.
3) Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
4) Yo Mama's so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox.
We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
5) Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
6) Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
7) Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
8) Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
9) Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
10) Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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