Dress As Madame Vadima With 6 Items From Your Mom’s Closet

Halloween is getting closer and closer!  Today we have another great KingsIsle costume idea for you crafty Pirates.  Dress up as Madame Vadima this Halloween with these great ideas.

She gazes into her crystal ball and tells you what fortune lies ahead of you. She is mysterious and lovely, and her predictions, while confusing, always come true. You have long admired the flowing hair and colorful costume of Madame Vadima, the mystifying fortune teller on Pirate 101, and now you can dress like her. Here are six things you can pull out of your mom’s closet to dress like Madame Vadima.

Top – Check to see if your mom has a white top that is full and flowing. Try to find one that has a stretchy neckline so you can wear it off your shoulders – just like Madame Vadima!

Skirts – Madame Vadima wears a couple of skirts that are layered. In order to dress like her, you will need to do the same. Raid you mom’s closet and find a couple of long and flowing skirts. Bonus points if any of these are green! You will need another, lighter, shorter skirt to put over it – you want the green to show.

Make-Up – Your mom’s make up will be one of the most fun parts of dressing like Madame Vadima. Have your mom help you use dark eye shadow and eyeliner along with a dark purple lipstick to look just like the mysterious fortune teller.

Scarf – Truly get in the character of a fortune-teller with a scarf around your head, just the way Madame Vadima wears hers. You can also tie another one around your waist as a long, flowing sash.

Boots – One of the most important parts of Madame Vadima’s outfit is her heeled black pair of boots. If the boots you find are too big, stuff some socks in the toes and wear a pair of thick socks so they don’t slip too much.

Funny short stories : Mouse and His Bug

Once there was a mouse
who lived in a great big house.
The mouse had a pet bug
which lived in his mug.

The mouse wasn't very happy
when his bug jumped into his favourite rug.

 The mouse made the bug stay in his mug
and forbade it to go near the rug.
The bug just wouldn't listen
and jumped onto the rug

This time, the mouse was furious
and squashed it with his mug

Funny short stories : CHECKOUT LADY

MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: He's at home. CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy. The next day, the man returns. MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is she? MAN: She's at home!  CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat. The next day the man returns. CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack? MAN: Put your hand inside.  CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it? MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper .

Funny situations

1)


A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.

2)

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.
He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" o
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
a "Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."

Who is clever? Teacher or student?

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. 


In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as Dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and Said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return The tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way Back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. 


So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked Him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in Separate classrooms for the test. 




They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. 




The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks. 




Q.1. Your ****........................( 2 MARKS ) 




Q.2. Which tire burst?...............( 98 MARKS ) 




A) Front Left 




B) Front Right 




C) Back Left 




D) Back Right ........!!!. 


True story

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