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TWO LOVERS STORY..& Poems




TWO LOVERS STORY..

A girl asked a boy if she was pretty, he said "No". She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever, he said "No". Then she asked him if he would cry if she walked away, he said "No". She had heard enough; she needed to leave.
As she walked away he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don`t want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."

 Poems

ABOUT KISS,A BIT STORY.....

A kiss is a lovely trick
designed by nature to stop
speech when words become
superfluous

A STORY OF LUV!
Immature love says: 'I love
you because I need you.'
Mature love says 'I need
you because I love you.'

Funny Short Stories -The boy and his mother







The boy and his mother:

A curious boy asked his mother, "Mom, why some of his graying hair?"

The mother tried to take this opportunity to teach your child: "Thanks to you, dear Every bad action in your turn one of my gray hair."

The boy replied innocently, "Now I know why the grandmother has gray hairs on your head."





Wrong e-mail address:

A couple on vacation but his wife was on a business trip, so it was his destiny and his wife would first meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when writing your speech, I misspelled a letter and your letter to the wife of an elderly preacher whose husband had died the day before was performed instead.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she looked at the screen, let out a scream and fell to the floor fainted.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dear Woman,
Just checked. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

PS Sure is hot here.